What are some of your most memorable quotes from the invasion this year?
This is a quick list that Sarah Darricau, Aubreyanna Curtis and I have come up with.
Feel free to add any that you like and vote for your favorites. If the quote is epic enough it could even resurface as part of the theme for next year’s event.
Fair warning…some of the quotes below were influenced by alcohol and may not be family friendly
Smells more like gas than Gatorade now
What would MacGyver do?
I wonder what the poor people are wheeling today
You’re gonna need a higher intake
I’ve got plenty of oil…it’s just all in the river
Power tools and pot don’t mix
I self identify myself as a lazy American so I’ll be down in a few
And that’s how I got kicked off Sesame Street
Usually happens when water displaces oxygen
I only give blow jobs to Cherokees
Life’s too short to carry grudges but f*** that guy over there
Oh, he’s taking a picture of the oil leak
How did this golf cart get in the hot tub?
Take me over the pass Jeeves
Found your oil…it’s in the river
Is it safe to touch yet or is it still on fire?
Anyone got a spare LS?
Dead with purpose
There’s no yawning in keeping (Jeeping?)
Peanut butters not just for breakfast anymore
Squirrels are my butter, hope they get diarrhea
What happens in Ouray gets put on a t shirt
Will you shave my neck?
Government cheese