Just for fun, pick a song you like, that involves a truck. Now change the lyrics (Chevy and Chevrolet work well for Wagoneer guys, as Chevy can become Waggy, and Chevrolet can become Wagoneer, unless it has to rhyme) to something that fits you and your rig.
Mine:
"Mud on the Tires" by Brad Paisley
Original:
I've got some big news
The bank finally came through
And I'm holdin' the keys to a brand-new Chevrolet
Have you been outside, it sure is a nice night
How about a little test drive
Down by the lake?
There's a place I know about where the dirt road runs out
We can try out the four-wheel drive
Come on now what do you say
Girl, I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires
Edited:
I've got some big news
The bank finally came through
And I'm holdin' the keys to an old-school Wagoneer
Have you been outside, it sure is a nice night
How about a little test drive
Down by the lake
There's a place I know about where the dirt road runs out
We can try out the four-wheel drive
Come on now what do you say
Girl, I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires
I'm not 100% sure why you'd need a loan to buy an old Wagoneer, but you never know And that's the only change you really need to make to it.