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What are some of your most memorable quotes from the invasion this year?

This is a quick list that Sarah Darricau, Aubreyanna Curtis and I have come up with.
Feel free to add any that you like and vote for your favorites. If the quote is epic enough it could even resurface as part of the theme for next year’s event.

Fair warning…some of the quotes below were influenced by alcohol and may not be family friendly


Smells more like gas than Gatorade now

What would MacGyver do?

I wonder what the poor people are wheeling today

You’re gonna need a higher intake

I’ve got plenty of oil…it’s just all in the river

Power tools and pot don’t mix

I self identify myself as a lazy American so I’ll be down in a few

And that’s how I got kicked off Sesame Street

Usually happens when water displaces oxygen

I only give blow jobs to Cherokees

Life’s too short to carry grudges but f*** that guy over there

Oh, he’s taking a picture of the oil leak

How did this golf cart get in the hot tub?

Take me over the pass Jeeves

Found your oil…it’s in the river

Is it safe to touch yet or is it still on fire?

Anyone got a spare LS?

Dead with purpose

There’s no yawning in keeping (Jeeping?)

Peanut butters not just for breakfast anymore

Squirrels are my butter, hope they get diarrhea

What happens in Ouray gets put on a t shirt

Will you shave my neck?

Government cheese

Show me on this teddy bear where he touched you.

will e wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:39 pm Show me on this teddy bear where he touched you.

I forgot about that one!