Money Badger is completely bedlined. Well, mostly.
You know DND, I think I'm going to go with that muscle gloss. I really want my garage floor a super shiny red and I'm dead set against grey. My wife wants grey and is dead set against red. Black is the compromise color but I might do forgiveness strategy in the hopes she likes it after it's already red. I've got some time though, the garage is packed full of rough cut cedar for a bunch of spring landscaping.
Since we're off in the weeds now anyways, I saw this at the Lowe's and got a chuckle. "Be the dork in your neighborhood that paints his fence lime green in HALF the time!"